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Todays Classic Ad
From
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All on Friday, January 30, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 30, 2026.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, January 31, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 31, 2026.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, February 01, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 1, 2026.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, February 02, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 2, 2026.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, February 03, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 3, 2026.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, February 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 4, 2026.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, February 06, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 6, 2026.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, February 07, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 7, 2026.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, February 08, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 8, 2026.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, February 09, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 9, 2026.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, February 10, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 10, 2026.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, February 11, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 11, 2026.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, February 13, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 13, 2026.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, February 16, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 16, 2026.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, February 14, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 14, 2026.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, February 15, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 15, 2026.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, February 17, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 17, 2026.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, February 18, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 18, 2026.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, February 19, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 19, 2026.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, February 20, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 20, 2026.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, February 21, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 21, 2026.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, February 22, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 22, 2026.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, February 23, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 23, 2026.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, February 24, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 24, 2026.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, February 25, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 25, 2026.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, February 26, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 26, 2026.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, February 27, 2026 00:01:08
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 27, 2026.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Saturday, February 28, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 28, 2026.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Sunday, March 01, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 1, 2026.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold its ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Monday, March 02, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 2, 2026.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Tuesday, March 03, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 3, 2026.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Wednesday, March 04, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 4, 2026.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Avoid the store
Which claims
You should
Buy something else
That's just as good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Thursday, March 05, 2026 08:23:46
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 5, 2026.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
If you think
She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to
All on Friday, March 06, 2026 00:01:10
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 6, 2026.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's beard
Was stiff and coarse
And that's what
Caused his
Fifth divorce
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.32-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)